Five-25-Win

Two Singh brothers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."
-"Chickens, eh ?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"
-"Heck" ,says the guy with the bag, "if in case you guess right, I’ll give you both of them."
The other Singh scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
-I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents, she said.
-What do you mean?
Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'
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It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out, so she kept putting money in it. Since it was a hot day a line had formed behind her. Finally the man behind her said:
-Will you hurry up we're all hot and thirsty!!!
The blonde turned around and said:
-No way. I'm still winning.