Catch-WIFE-High

-What is the difference between a Cricketer and a Condom?
-Cricketer drops the catch, and a Condom catchs the drops.
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Husband ask:
-Do you know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime !
Wife replies:
-It means - With Idiot For Ever !
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Teacher: George can you count up to 5?
Jimmy: Counts up to 5 slowly using his Fingers
Teacher: Good, now can you count any higher?
Jimmy: Climbs up on his chair and counts five again using his fingers.