Stranger-Blonde-Train

Never ask a stranger about a girl unless you are sure that he is not her father.
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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered:
-I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.
-Oh Dear! - the doctor exclaimed in disbelief -But, what happened to your other ear ?
-The jerk called back!
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Three blondes are walking through the forest. They come upon some tracks.
The first blonde says:
-They're deer tracks.
The second blonde says:
-They're bear tracks.
The third blonde says:
-They're moose tracks.
Then a train hits them...