Radio-Mummy-Hands

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Johnny:Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Johnny: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Johnny:Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight
oranges in the other, what would I have?
Johnny: Big hands!