License-Dust-Meat

Two skeletons decidet to drive a car. But when the skeletons get inside the car, the one get out and come back after a few minutes with his gravestone. The other asked him:
-What will you do with your gravestone ?
-A a a, I didn't drive without a driving license.
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Boss have words with his new secretary:
-How can you clean the dust from my desk. I've written so much important tphone number...
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Winnie the pooh asked piglet:
-What kind of chicks do you like - blonds or brunnete?
-I like vegetarian.