Women-Football-Bad

Doctor is asking the patient:
-Do you smoke?
-Yes.
-Do you drink alcohol?
-Yes.
-And what do you want?
-Only women.
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The football match between Holland and Colombia was stopped, because at the half-time, the hollands have smoke the grass and the colombians have narcotize all lines at the stadion.
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What is the different between the good and the bad student ?
-The parents whale the bad student and the good student - his classmates.