Waiter-Work-Waiter

-Waiter, this wine is dreggy.
-No,it isn't the wine - he is perfect, the glass is unclear.
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It's better to sit in a small, smoky pub than to work in a big, lighted factory.
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-Waiter, I've got a fly in my soup.
-Shttt, be quiet.Don't scream. If the other customers hear you, they will also want.