Clock-Windows-Soul

-Policeman, they have stolen my wristwatch.
-It's half past ten.
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Between two hackers:
-It's cold. Can you close the window?
-Of course. Alt+F4
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-Is there a soul without a body ?
-Yes, angel.
-And is there a body without a soul ?
-Yes, mother in law ( wife's mother )