Anecdotes with animals

Which are the four favourite words of the shark ?
Man beyond the board.
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One horse goes into a bar and says:
-Barman, give me soda.
-Don't you wanna whisky?
-No, I'm with the cart !
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-Have you ever eaten a meat of kangaroo ?
-Yes, of course!
-And what would you say about it ?
-Nothing, fish like fish.